I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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