It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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