So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
This girl is more easily done than said...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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