talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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