i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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