using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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