I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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