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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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