I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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