is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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