I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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