It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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