Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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