I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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