Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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