it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
third nipple confirmed
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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