Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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