i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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