i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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