marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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