remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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