I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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