i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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