we have officially lost it.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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