she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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