New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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