he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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