I could have mohawked her pubes.
I've blown a few things in my day
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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