My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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