All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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