We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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