god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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