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everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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