Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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