You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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