Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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