Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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