This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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