What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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