How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize