your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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