I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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