i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
she looked like the before picture.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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