; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
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Small penises have feelings too.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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