What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You're my little dorito
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This couple is walking their pig around campus
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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