I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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