Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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