Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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