if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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