those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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